Thread:The Targaryen of District 4/@comment-26267037-20150704083834

So the Seacrest Family has existed from District 4 since kingdom come and unlike most humans who are descended from monkeys and apes, the Seacrests would be voted “Family Most Likely Evolved From Fishes”. With our swimming skills far more adept than anyone else, our family said that we screwed Darwinism in the face and instead opted for Fishism. I swear, if my kids start sprouting scales and fins one day, I won’t be highly surprised. 