User blog:Oneders/Murder Party 2: Bloodbath Fever (A User Fic)

Because everybody needs a shitposty user fic once in a while.

Welcome to Murder Party 2! Where's Murder Party 1? That's none of your business. Was there ever a Murder Party 1? You don't need to know.

This will be stupid and written mostly by Aria and anyone she manages to drag down with her.

Without further ado, this is



Chapter One: Deading, Dying
On a cold, snowy night in Spoopifornia Wikifornia, a whole lot of people who I'm too lazy to count had been invited to a grand party by a mysterious entity who is not at all suspicious. Naturally, since the last party went absolutely perfectly with no deaths whatsoever, the invitees decided to attend.

The first to enter through the oak doors was the author of this piece of shit Aria Westbrook, clad in all black and deprived of sleep and coffee.

Next, Connor Shittylastname arrived to the party, followed by Billie D. Targaryen, Caitlin Toiletta II, Aidan Isadopted and his sister Summer Isadopted, the reincarnation of Max Ipoo, Xax Geno, the twins Eli and Gretchemrysmilia Salmonway, Blake Maymay, Kekai Afroduck, Aaron Burr (sir), Echo Kata, Justin Firejay and Tyler Americana.

But as soon as everyone gathered, murmurs and tension began to rise as the guests stood in a circle, whispering to each other and pointing at the sight that greeted them all.

"NO, MY LOVE!" Max cried out as he ran to the mangled corpse of Isabelle Shedoesntneedalastname while everyone covered their mouths and let out gasps.

And thus, the first of many badly written murders began.