Daniel, Captain of the Oompa Loompa Guards

Oh gaWd s4lmon, what have u d0nE?!

Turn back now! Or TURN BACK!?
Name: Daniel of Damn, Captain of the Oompa Loompa Guard.

Gender: Man and a Half

District: 11

Age: Read the info box u dummy!

Weapon: Hmmm, judging on the picture, muscles, wonka bar, and KATANAS ON DA BACK (wonder who does that...)

'''Appearance: There's a picture RIGHT FRICKEN' THERE! He's buff, hairy, and weird. That's all.'''

Strengths/skills: Enforcing Wonka's chocolate policy, dying his hair the wrong color, supplexing fat children.

Weakness(es): Still a dumb slave to Wonka, his hair is everywhere

'''Personality: He's a hunk of dumb meat. If it's not chocolate, he don't like it. Love to enforce Wonka's law and says he's not a slave, but he is. Likes to beat up other oompa loompas who don't have his hairy nature.'''

'''Backstory/History: Born in some field, Willy Wonka promised them freedom from the jelly people. Turns out there was no jelly people and Wonka just made them slaves.'''

Interview Angle: He'll mistake the interviewer for Little Caesers and want pizza.

Bloodbath Strategy: He'll throw chocolate everywhere and attempt to kill people with chocolate, hair, and katanas.

'''Games Strategy: Wow, how'd he live this long? Anyways, he'll... find the fattest tribute in the arena and force them to eat CHOCOLATE!'''

Token: 12 broken razors in his hairy legs, cause 13's just unlucky.

Height: Smurf x79

Fears: Willy Wonka Rebellion

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Alliance: Condescending Wonka and the stupid customers of District 11