Talk:The Cyber Games (RP)/@comment-26267037-20150706203216/@comment-26821750-20150707003659

Noticing the figure charging toward him, Jesus springs into action. He pressed a button on the vibrating dildo, allowing it to shift into the form of a golden sword, though it still continues to vibrate. Noticing the atmosphere, Pooptosser begins becoming aggressive and starts throwing stones toward Eli. Jesus poises himself to remain calm but steady, prepared to deflect and parry any strike Eli may commit. The sentient Ultimate Easy Bake Oven just floats there, like a douche.