The Imposing Man Who Happens to be Part Bicycle and Part Man



The Imposing Man Who Happens to be Part Bicycle and Part Man does not fret nor worry about materialistic values. He's a free-rider who lives the life of a self-righteous mobile device while struggling to maintain his humane properties. He does not eat or sleep. Such qualities are much too spineless (quite literally in this context) for him. He's an independent, prideful, inconsiderate bad-trike who ventures on the boundary line of inconsiderate and oddly poetic. If he had the appendages to write, he would likely have been proclaimed "the most astonishingly powerful writer who rides himself to bed at night." He makes do with bike track jargon, however. The Imposing Man wasn't naturally created imposing, but after drifting in the rain for half an hour, his chain has become quite creaky, which led to his face becoming creaky as well (if that makes any sense). He tends to talk in an angry Great Britain dialect, although it is obviously fake and he probably watches too many stereotypical reality shows. All in all, the Imposing Man is a lot like us: a complex being with his own quirks and faults. That flat tire doesn't help his singing voice too.

Trivia

 * His regular hobbies include staring at strangers, staring through windows, staring at beautiful sunsets at a reddish-tinted beach, and quilting
 * He is a renowned trike-erotica writer who has created over 9000 pieces of track
 * His mixtape Fast and Imposingly Furious comes out next Fall and is expected to be quite the hit if it can bypass copyright