User blog:The Symphonic Taco/Mariah the Librarian – A Poem

''There was a girl named Mariah

Who was pinged every now and then,

One day, she went to the library

And became a librarian. At that moment, she was pinged

Mariah hurried back to chat

To see her friends leaving her

A picture of the Cat in a Hat. Annoyed, Mariah left chat

High-tempered and hastily,

She now had a job to do—

No time for being silly! As an apology,

Her friends invited Mariah

To go together and

Visit the aquarium. “I guess I have some time to spare,”

Said young Mariah,

But then, she accidentally became

An aquarian. So Mariah was confused

She was a librarian

But things have changed and she doesn't know

How she's also an aquarian. She became upset and quit both her jobs

And wondered what to do,

All she'd been doing was work and work

Now she had no clue! She then said to herself,

“Cut some slack, Mariah,”

She then enjoyed herself

And was now called Aria. So now, she was free to spend

Some time with her chat friends.

This is the tale of

Mariah the Librarian.''

—Mariah the Librarian, written by Ariataco.