Talk:The Cyber Games (RP)/@comment-26821750-20150701061704

Hayzeus didn't realize the Hunger Games began, though thankfully no one bothered to attack him. Being the Hispanic son of da lurd has its perks. As the other tributes continued to scrap, the leader of our people didn't care enough to enter any fray. He heard a noise in the distanced. He tensed, curious yet frightful of the prospect the noise may hold. He took a couple of uneasy steps, strangely perturbed as the sound got louder and louder. When he saw it, he fell right on his knees and gazed at it in pure delight. He bowed and carefully pried the device from its holster. It was a golden, two-meter vibrating dildo. He couldn't believe his luck. He was totally blessed with a holy gadget, like holy shit nuggets, thanks dadeo. He caressed it lovingly, and grabbed an iPhone, for its versatility; an Easy Bake Oven™, in case he ever got hungry; and a monkey robot dressed as a dashing gentle-simian, as a source of entertainment and emotional support. He contemplated fighting with somebody, but decided against it and ran into some foliage with his items and monkey companion.