Talk:The Cyber Games (RP)/@comment-26267037-20150706203216/@comment-26821750-20150707005233

Pooptosser evades the stone and becomes even more aggressive. Jesus, on the other hand, falls to his knees. He coughs blood and his vision becomes a daze. "The hell. . ." Then it hit him. The cupcakes he ate must've been poisoned at some point. Struggling, he prayed to his heavenly host The Trike-God. Pooptosser, noticing his fallen master, finds in his steed while Jesus orders an antidote from Amazon Primetime. It would take awhile for it to arrive, but as long as Pooptosser can defend him, Jesus might be able to survive.

Pooptosser placed his master on a stone and took his weapon. The vibrating sword felt nicely in his hand. The android shrieked and charged. As several DoomKittens approach him, he slashed them away. He picked one up by his tail and threw it toward Eli.