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Matthias smirked. "What are the chances of me getting with Trix, guys?"

"Hopefully none." Charlotte retorted.

"I must admit Matt, she's a fine chick." Three Chain whistled.

"Chain, I will feed you to the walkers if you carry on." Matthias responded, making Chain panick a little.

"Homie, I don't wanna be walker lunch."

"I thought so."

"Can you just tone down your horniness, Matthias, and drive please? It's repulsive." Yen demanded.

"Chill chill, Zen Yen." Matthias laughed.

"Do not call me that. That is offensive to Chinese people."

"Whatever. Offending people is my fucking job. Anyway, are my Cheetos and alcohol okay Carlos?"

"They're in fine condition, gringo."

"Alright, we're set." Matthias started to drive.