Talk:Shylock Bloodroot/@comment-4344174-20190728003707

You're walking in the woods

There's no one around and your phone is dead

Out of the corner of your eye you spot him:

Shylo LaBeouf.

He's following you, about 30 feet back

He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint

He's gaining on you

Shylo LaBeouf

You're looking for you car but you're all turned around

He's almost upon you now

and you can see there's blood on his face

My God, there's blood everywhere!

Running for you life (from Shylo LaBeouf)

He's brandishing a knife (It's Shylo LaBeouf)

Lurking in the shadows

Hollywood superstar Shylo LaBeouf

Living in the woods (Shylo LaBeouf)

Killing for sport (Shylo LaBeouf)

Eating all the bodies

Actual cannibal Shylo LaBeouf

Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him

but you're hopelessly lost yourself

Stranded with a murderer

you creep silently through the underbrush

Aha! In the distance

A small cottage with a light on

Hope! You move stealthily toward it

but your leg! Ah! It's caught in a bear trap!

Gnawing off your leg (Quiet, quiet)

Limping to the cottage (Quiet, quiet)

Now you're on the doorstep

Sitting inside: Shylo LaBeouf

Sharpening an axe (Shylo LaBeouf)

But he doesn't hear you enter (Shylo LaBeouf)

You're sneaking up behind him

Strangling superstar Shylo LaBeouf

Fighting for your life with Shylo LaBeouf

Wrestling a knife from Shylo LaBeouf

Stab him in his kidney

Safe at last from Shylo LaBeouf

You limp into the dark woods

blood oozing from your stump leg

But you have won; you have beaten

Shylo LaBeouf

Wait! He isn't dead (Shylo surprise)

There's a gun to your head and death in his eyes

But you can do Jiu-Jitsu

Body slam superstar Shylo LaBeouf

Legendary fight with Shylo LaBeouf

Normal Tuesday night for Shylo LaBeouf

You try to swing an axe at Shylo Labeouf

But blood is draining fast from your stump leg

He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left

You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck

You're chopping his head now

You have just decapitated Shylo Labeouf

His head Topples to the floor, expressionless

You fall to your knees and catch your breath

You're finally safe from Shylo Labeouf ...

If you're here he was put up for auction and I love this boy. I would love to have him if there aren't any objections. Will DM Kekai to find out.