Talk:The Cyber Games (RP)/@comment-26267037-20150706203216/@comment-26821750-20150707010520

The stone comes hurling toward Jesus, but the rock is intercepted. By who? The sentient Ultimate Easy Bake Oven! "Wha . . . why, Ultimate Easy Bake Oven? Why would you do this for me?" The Ultimate Easy Bake Oven was struck harshly by the stone and would surely break even further. Jesus was puzzled by its sacrifice, yet moved. The Ultimate Easy Bake Oven spoke. "You . . . you ate my cupcakes when no one would." The Ultimate Easy Bake Oven proceeded to head toward droves of DoomKittens, and with one final last phrase, "But fuck you for calling me a douche," it exploded, killing many. Jesus gazed at the destruction in awe. Pooptosser thanked its companion silently but hurried toward Jesus, put him on his shoulder, and attempted to escape into the foliage. It moved at a fast pace. To avoid being tracked, as it ran, it punted several DoomKittens toward Eli.