Talk:Clay Hazel/@comment-15215573-20170509001013/@comment-15215573-20170509002353

''When Clay was 12, Clay did something almost no one dared to do. He would "steal" peaches from the trees that "belonged" to the Capitol. He brought his father's old gun that his father had taken from the peacekeeper a long time ago and climbed the tree. Clay also brought a sack to put the peaches in. As Clay climbed higher, a squirrel fell because of Clay sitting on the branch and the squirrel landed in the sack. He took some peaches and stuffed the squirrel below them. Bonus food. He also noticed a bird's nest and took two eggs. He put the eggs on top of the many peaches, but on the way back a peacekeeper noticed his bag of peaches. He quickly shot the peacekeeper in the leg to wound him, and dashed back to his house. He counted the peaches. 26 peaches, a squirrel, and a couple of eggs. They had a great dinner that night. Also, his mother became pregnant for the fourth time.''

lmao he got his mom pregnant at the age of 12. ok then.

"here ma have some peaches and squirrel.  then I'll give you some desert.

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