Dooneese Maharelle

name ; dooneese maharelle

age ; 36 3/9

gender ; female (?)

appearance ; ive got blonde hair and grey eyes and a forehead the size of the cliff and long and tiny arms and i like to eat flies off the food in my room thats locked all day long by my mom oops

personality ; i relly like boys and i like to chase cars and sing with my sisters on that show with cute boys did i mention i like cute boys and squirrels

weapons ; i like to toch things with my arms and sing really goodly and toch cute boys with my arms and roll around in the grass and toch cute boys on the show and put my arm in their mouth

backstory ; i grew up in my house with my sisters and my mom and my dad and my dead pet squirrel his name was roger and i was only allowed upstairs and in my room in my house when we had people over and now im here how is that its almost like my sisters threw me onto the stage oh they did

token ; one time i saw a boy walk from school so followed him and he ran so i ran and caught him in an alley and now i have a child is that bad


 * DISCLAIMER : DOONEESE MAHARELLE IS BASED ON A RECUURING CHARACTER FROM SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE, HERE IS A VIDEO*