Condescending Wonka

Condescending Wonka is a troll tribute owned by Summer Salmon. Do not use without permission or the next chocolate item you eat will be tainted with salmonella.

Info
Name: Willy Wonka

Gender: Male

District: 11

Age: 17

Weapon: Poisoned Goodies!

Appearance: He's a tall and skinny dude wearing a pinstripe suit and an Abe Lincoln tophat.

Strengths/skills: Enslaving midgets, poisoning anything, coming up with good burns.

Weakness(es): People who don't like chocolate, dealing with good comebacks.

'''Personality: One word. Condescending. He likes to condescend anything. He's also snide and remarkful, always burning people with his sayings. He's also a good advertiser as well, and is good at persauding people to eat his tainted chocolate. Heck, he persuaded a whole tribe of midgets to work for him for no pay, basically enslaving them with his voice!'''

'''Backstory/History: Wonka grew up in District 11. Seeing people starving, he had the bright idea to produce chocolate! Of course, he poisoned it for his own sadistic pleasure! Peacekeepers? Poisoned! Workers? Posioned? The mayor's sexy daughter? Poisoned! That was wonka's way.'''

'''At night, he went deep into the fields and enslaved a tribe of midgets with his voice! With his own chocolate factory, nothing could stop him, right? Other than all the deceased victims of his chocolate haunting his ass and forcing him to volunteer for the games.'''

Interview Angle: He'll sing the Candy man song.

Bloodbath Strategy: "Who can make the rainbowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwws?"

Games Strategy: nutz.

Token: That slick cane.

Height: 6'1

Fears: Oompa-Loompa Rebellion.

Alliance: His dumb customers.