Talk:The Cyber Games (RP)/@comment-24037865-20150706003551/@comment-26821750-20150706030549

Our lord and saviour began his trip once began, accompanied by the brave robotic simian he royally dubbed "Pooptosser," as well as the useful Ultimate Easy Bake Oven™, that somehow gained sentience and was able to magically hover, and of course his golden sexual contrivance, that allowed him to commit debauchery with ease. As he continued his trek, he spotted a wolf nearby. Fearfully, he gazed at the unwary beast, imagining what atrocities furries had conjured up involving this free creature. He noticed it was trailing a tribute, Blake, he believed. He considered aligning with the tribute, but after a close examination of the wolf, he devised an analysis: that wolf look cray af yo, I ain't messing with no canine foo.

He grabbed a potato chip and ate it.